“you talk like a smart/pretentious person” actually I just forget simple words constantly and am forced to rummage through my brain for the nearest synonym, which is usually twice as long and needlessly specific
This is what uni is like ngl
Audio transcript:
[The Skyrim soundtrack plays over the background of the entire video]
Blond person with glasses: “Have you seen the new assignments on Blackboard? Our professors are trying to kill us!”
Person with brown stubble: “Have you seen Jessica’s alcohol stash? It is incredible!”
Person in striped hoodie: “Welcome, stranger! Have a delicious meal!”
Person walking from elevator: “The lines at the cafeterias were unbelievable!”
Person bumping into bucket: “So which frat are you rushing?”
End transcript.
Anonymous asked:
benny fires twice at someone point blank with his stupid little gun and they survive, and then track him down. “the game was rigged from the start” not in your favor. idiot. kicks him down a flight of stairs
punkitt-is-here answered:








